Saturday, January 09, 2010

They can't find a pontiff who wasn't a Nazi?


So who has killed more people The Nazis or the Church? I guess I can ask the Pope as he joined both but yeah, I'm sure "he had no choice" in the matter...

"Another sore point is Benedict's decision to revoke the excommunication of a renegade bishop who denied that millions of Jews died in the Holocaust. The Vatican has said it wasn't aware of the bishop's views when the excommunication was lifted."
-Yahoo News, January 2010





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Mr.Popeman
You really are my hope man
Much better than a dope man
Want you to be my soap man

Mr.Popeman I want you to see
God's great big cosy family
And then when you've had enough to eat
I'd like you to meet
All my brothers and my sisters and my other brother too
All my sister and my brothers and my father and mother too

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Mr Popeman, your big hat is tall and shiny
And your robes are white and clean
Gosh! I feel so very tiny
Next to your grandiose schemes

Mr.Popeman one day you're going to find wake up and find
10 billion babies on the doorstep of the Vatican
Al wet and cryin, all wet cryin, all wet and cryin, all wet and cryin

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Hey Mr.Popeman
This time I'm not messin man
Can you come around,
See, we really need your blessin

Mother died in childbirth
There ain't no food to feed it,
Whatever it's worth

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Rising from the depths like a new Atlantis Corporation
Is it a Godzilla?
No!
It's the Vatican
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

-Steve Treagus "Popeman"

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4 Comments:

Blogger par.nordstrom said...

Oh , yeah , Benedictus XVI...Da poop in da Vatican ! Da shameless man who , widout flinchin kept on defendin & protectin his British bishop , dat time & again had gone to Sweden & other countries to hold revisionist lectures in front of scary audiences consistin of 50 % Catholic priests & 50 % Nazi skinheads ...Da POOP in da Vatican . Or to take it even further : Benedictus XVI , dat sorry EXCUSE for a poop ! /Huh , Mel Gibson ? Aw, ye mean da pretty boy dat sees himself as Christ dyin on da cross for us all ...splatter..splatter...?Dat´s who ye mean ? Da Aussie nerdboy dat forevva wishes he could be Russell Crowe ? Yes, Mel may one day becum a worthy successor to da present poop , so le´s all take cover & pray for mercy !

5:05 PM  
Blogger grace said...

really? he was in the hitler youth?

8:26 PM  
Blogger Amanda and SuperAmanda™ said...

Yes, supposedly he "had no choice" and "did not enjoy it" but that's the Pope. I'm not buying it just like I'm not buying the fact that the entire country was "powerless" to stop Hitler.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Michael Psycho said...

Lou could re-record a pretty seamless remake of "Good Evening Mr. Waldheim" with minor revisions.

"And pontiff, pretty pontiff/
Can anyone shake your hand?/
Or is it just that you like uniforms/
And someone kissing your hand..." Yeah, it's a given...

12:25 AM  

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