Thursday, June 10, 2010

Meet Miss Shayna Lynn Beevers, débutante, Tulane grad ,Lion killer, Lying Scum

TULANE Student Alumni Ambassadors Mission Statement:

Looking Beyond the Present to Link the Past to the Future
Linking the Past to the Future through Traditions

"Oh we are so adroit. Too bad we missed the casting call for Africa Addio Part Two..."

Now looky hereah at what daddy's money bought y'all!

Guess that white hood and burning cross thing is outta style for a graduation in 2010? This slack jawed scrubber looks like she could burn a cross if she had to. Her ugly and foul father, Wiley J Beevers of Gretna, LA paid for her to go to South Africa to a private hunting reserve where African Lions bred in captivity are shot dead at point blank range. I hope this human refuse called Shayna Lynn Beevers and her perverted father Wiley J Beevers are prey in a canned hunt, preferably created by members of ELF and their fresh remains fed to hungry Tigers. What good could they possibly be serving the world we live in? We have enough Civil War re-enactment nuts and animal poachers running around as it is. Shayna Beevers has contributed nothing to society and likely never will.

The majority of South Africa's hunted lions are bred like cattle in electrified wire pens, then released to be shot by rich European and US trophy hunters. Currently they can be shot legally in some provinces just FOUR DAYS after being released from captivity.
When animals are stalked in a confined area it is known as "canned" hunting. Glad to know that the Vice President of the Tulane Student Alumni Ambassadors (SAA) is doing so much with her life to empower women and change the nation and planet for the better! Is that her "Boo at The Zoo" that her association puts on each year? (It would not surprise me if daddy Wiley J. Beevers got more than a few happy endings from Shayna Lynn's fellow débutante's for the chance to be such a great white hunter....)

Shayna Lynn Beevers: Hopefully any prospective employers won't Google your name. The net is a jungle and a squeaky clean reputation like the one you once had, via the resplendent exercise of one's first amendment rights can get brutally savaged as if devoured by Lions. The majority of those in the world with values and class do not support the killings of large predators for sport. So Shayna, you ugly redneck, don't pretend you are part of wild life management. You are nothing but a useless example of the ugly American. Narcissistic, ugly, misguided and 100% not to be trusted with a firearm. After I saw the beautiful Lion on the video shot so ineptly with a cross bow and franticly try to take the arrow out of it's chest as it died in slow agony, roaring in pain and fear, I've just been sickened by the thought of you.

"Wiley Jay Coyote! He might be a Grand Dragon but he loves to know his wild n' loose little Beaver shot herself a real live Lion!"

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Blogger Jenn said...

looks like Wiley J Beevers is a lawyer - you might want to make sure you don't take too many liberties with photoshop or clearly label your photos as such. :)

6:47 AM  
Blogger Amanda and SuperAmanda™ said...

Oh I know but there was no photoshop needed and my rights are covered. Free association of images and creative parody is all protected under the first. Shayna Beevers is also a public figure because she appeared in the Sun and is on the Tulane website. And I have my blog published on a US server.

7:44 AM  
Blogger par.nordstrom said...

Yer doin a fine job here, Amanda !YAY , expose dem filthy bastards for all da world to see ./ Doc. abt Christian da Lion on telly here , last nite .It was gr8./P.

10:02 AM  
Blogger bob said...

OK im sorry you must not know the beevers! The pictures of the young girl is not shayna and nor is that a picture of wiley! you must have nothing better to do with your life than to degrade outstanding member of society! They do a great deal for their community! And really you are from the UK! so you really dont know them. get a LIFE!!!!!! Shayna will have no issues finding a job!

12:38 AM  
Blogger Amanda and SuperAmanda™ said...

"They do a great deal for their community."

Killing endangered mammals for blood sport somehow negates all the PTA auxiliary work and Daughters of the Confederacy flower basket donations in my book...

2:39 AM  
Blogger Gabe said...

Hey Bob. You're either an idiot or you're blind. That is 100% Shayna Beevers and I can confirm that she is a grade A bitch.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Gabe said...

Hey Bob. You're either an idiot or you're blind. That is 100% Shayna Beevers and I can confirm that she is a grade A bitch.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Shayna...Fuck you.

10:08 PM  

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