New Song: Sacraghetto Boy

This song is based loosely on Dirty Water by the Standells

I'm gonna tell you a story
All about that town
I'm gonna tell you a big fat story
Bout the boy who wears
A frown
Upside down


Stealin the copper from air conditioners
Breaking in on the UC labs
With a cell phone and motorcycle bought by dad
Likes to get drunk and screw with a cop
Snx4or harvesting his crop

College is hard! Yo!

Sacraghetto Boy gotta find a way
Out of Oak Park and down to the Bay
Never had a real milkshake heard him say
Sacraghetto Boy doesn't wanna pay
She was a beauty, treated like a beast
Sacraghetto Boy--tried to fleece

LEETspeak! Yo!


Hocus Pocus these are the facts
Mom's wallet makes up
For what his cranium lacks
No music, no lyrics, no words, no song
Daycare raised nerd sayin 'pass me the bong'

College is hard

Sacraghetto Boy gonna find a way
Outta Oak Park and down to the Bay
Never had a real milkshake heard him say
Sacraghetto Boy doesn't wanna pay
She was a beauty, became a beast
Sacraghetto Boy-- born deceased

Bukowski, Burroughs, Paul Butterfield Blues
"Reading 'On the Road' again, dude fuckin cool"
Down in midtown all he does is die
Down in Silicon valley is where da future lies

College was hard

Hocus Pocus these are the facts
Mom's wallet makes up
For what your cranium lacks
No music, no lyrics, no words, no song
Napa raised slacker sayin 'pass me the bong'

College was hard

Sacraghetto Boy gonna find a way
Trader Joes, never Safeway
Sacraghetto Boy, you stalker! Touche!
Never had a real milkshake heard him say
She was a beauty, and you she 'beast'
Poor Sacraghetto Boy--all famine no feast