Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Katy Perry : Generic Tone Deaf Corporate Music Shill and Anti-Feminist piece of trash

Ned Flanders in a padded playsuit. There will be no pics of that tone deaf piece of corporate swill known as Kate Perry and her sexless and linear interpretation of the pinup aesthetic via heavily padded dresses that display early onset osteoporosis , photo shop and makeup applied with trowel on this post. Nor will there be links to her erotic-less "Girls, Gone, Wild, Brazzers, raunch culture" airhead songs.
I just felt the need to state what a catty, talentless , tone deaf, knock kneed anti-feminist load of tripe she is-definitly the heir to the Mandonna corporate shill legacy. Kate Perry is nothing but Sandi Thom in a padded bra but with a poorer singing voice. But its that desperate Christian upbringing trying to hijack Kustom culture that is the most pathetic.

Virtually Katy Perry's entire career is owed to that right wing Cuban Walter Winchell aka Perez Hilton which is frankly like saying you owe it all it to a piece of vapid shit. The "challenge" to her Methodist religious freak roots are so pathetically evident in her attempts to be "edgy" that it's almost a case study in how someone's boring childhood can be taken out on the public via a media onslaught.

"When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen!' It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!"

-Lily Allen

Exactly, she and her crappy 'catalog of songs' need to be banished to the cut out bins.

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Blogger par.nordstrom said...

Hahaha ... well , bein but a country yokel from da outskirts of northernmost Europe, I must confess I´d nevva even heard abt any Kate Perry.Mad Ona ( i.e . da ´Crazed Masturbator ´) is familiar to me , howevva & ye know , luv , dat I share yer views vis-a-vis her/him.// But anyways ,I wanna compliment ye , as usual , for yer writin , most of da time engagin but ALWAYS witty ! & yay , fuck me if I shan´t check up on dis Cat Berry bitch , mentioned above ! !!

All da best from Sweden &
-Peter / Par

12:49 PM  
Blogger grace said...

ditto Amanda!!

12:39 AM  

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