Love these lyrics, love this song

....though I originally thought Adam Young was singing "home will always be here on sea..."

Umbrella Beach

Stands and gears, oh how the daisies bloom
When chandeliers light up the engine room
Can you feel the drops as it starts to rain
There's an underwater Ferris wheel where I found the missing link to this island chain

Home will always be here, unseen, outta sight
Where I disappear and hide
I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye
So I'll spread out my wings and fly

Home is a boxcar and it's so far out of reach
Hidden under umbrella beach

Home will always be here, unseen, outta sight
Where I disappear and hide
I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye
So I'll spread out my wings and fly

I'll spread my wings and fly

Home is a boxcar and it's so far out of reach
Hidden under umbrella beach

Oh please, we should all be so lucky

...to have Pete Townshend's abs at any age. Having had my beautiful son six months ago I still have 18 more pounds to go before I'm back at what I once thought was "big."

I now know what "big" is. Pete's stomach is NOT big!

My tum helped build a Super baby who is almost 25 pounds at six months and his doctor says he's 100% perfect for his height, trim even. Trim is Pete's stomach. Not many straight people over 30 have one that flat!

It's a second job to get my figure back but I'm still not looking as bad as these amorphous and insipid, faceless muffin Jabba the Hut people slagging Pete's awesome wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl. A few of these detractors I deigned to google and saw from their photos that they should be the last people to ever be making value judgements about appearance! Crikey, more than a few were doing a far impression of the Michelin man.

That is NOT a flabby stomach at all on Pete Townshend, he is in great shape. Most of the idiots who were talking shite about him predictably are not.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEHER BABA !!!

"Say hello to the love man
You can't afford to pass him by
Say hello to the love man
Now I've said it, don't forget it, you'd regret it
If tomorrow he should die."

-Pete Townshend

Deleted Scenes

I lasted 48 hours off the net which must be some kind of record. Jai Baba!

Bad news: a few irresponsible people are using my videos without my permission to link from You Tube back to Porn sites. I do nothing pornographic or even R rated for the public so it's annoying but a reality I created and have to deal with until I can afford to go after people legally.

Good news:here is my latest video replete with anti-anorexia Bikini fun to squash Rachel Zoes in a single bound. But the part I'm the most chuffed about is the all new bonus feature at the end; "Deleted Peens: Sacraghetto Boy" a tale of a shifty but sporty groveling Ken doll. He's qualifying in five events but lacking in one giving new impetus to the concept of 'short subject.'
Behind The Bikini: Super Amanda (with Doll torture)

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Let My Love Open The Door!

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This was the hardest shoot I've ever done! I'm looking forward to having a crew and perhaps a shaded golf cart to navigate the extreme terrain on future videos.

Go figure that I would actually create a video that features appearances by Russ Meyer, Wonder Woman AND Meher Baba for this awesome of cover of Pete's beautiful song. We have limited equipment (at least camera wise) but the spirit is really there in this clip and it's definitely my favorite.
For all of you fellow bloggers tired of seeing my chest do note that apart from it being an aesthetic that I obviously like and a great marketing tool(s), if you are also sick of all these anti intellectual size zero skeleton rehab reject girls then to quote Simon Townshend, "I'm the answer." ;)
Can anyone guess which chords from which Who song make up the last two notes of this version of LMOTD? There's a prize for the first who figures it out.

The Rural Fellini

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The Hills Are Alive With THE SOUND OF SOFTCORE (Warning: ADULTS ONLY CONTENT!)
My innocent thoughts on softcore pornography

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